Category: Easter

The day before Easter

Was the day before Easter

As I colored my eggs

I looked out the window

And saw a hare with long shapely legs

Now this wasn’t a typical rabbit

That your likely to find

It had a body like a playboy bunny

And a great looking behind

She was swinging her hips

As she came towards me

It was something amazing

It was something to see

I stood in amazement

I froze in my place

I stared at the hare

And it stared back at face

What did she want

I wanted to know

It kept walking towards me

Real steady and slow

My eggs were still soaking

In the egg coloring dye

Eggs of all pretty colors

That would bring a tear to your eye

As the rabbit approached me

as she hopped on her legs

She said, I’m the Easter bunny

Now give me those Eggs

Now in a panic

Cause Easter was near

I needed the colored eggs

Which I held dear

These eggs are mine

I shouted out loud

Get your own Easter eggs

Taking my eggs I will not allow

The  bunny got angry

And started to growl

She showed me her fangs

As she put on a scowl

A blast from my shot gun

Did just the trick

It stopped her in her tracks

It stopped her real quick

Now my Easter dinner

Was something new

With potatoes and carrots

I had Easter Bunny stew