The day before Easter
Was the day before Easter
As I colored my eggs
I looked out the window
And saw a hare with long shapely legs
Now this wasn’t a typical rabbit
That your likely to find
It had a body like a playboy bunny
And a great looking behind
She was swinging her hips
As she came towards me
It was something amazing
It was something to see
I stood in amazement
I froze in my place
I stared at the hare
And it stared back at face
What did she want
I wanted to know
It kept walking towards me
Real steady and slow
My eggs were still soaking
In the egg coloring dye
Eggs of all pretty colors
That would bring a tear to your eye
As the rabbit approached me
as she hopped on her legs
She said, I’m the Easter bunny
Now give me those Eggs
Now in a panic
Cause Easter was near
I needed the colored eggs
Which I held dear
These eggs are mine
I shouted out loud
Get your own Easter eggs
Taking my eggs I will not allow
The bunny got angry
And started to growl
She showed me her fangs
As she put on a scowl
A blast from my shot gun
Did just the trick
It stopped her in her tracks
It stopped her real quick
Now my Easter dinner
Was something new
With potatoes and carrots
I had Easter Bunny stew
