SuperBowl Supprise

The day of the Super Bowl was finally here.
I grabbed my chips, I grab some beer.
I said in my chair to watch the TV.
I thought what a great day this is going to be.

As I sat eating my chips and drinking a beer, 
the Man on TV said a contest was near.
I had been sending in beer bottle caps for over a year
The name of the winner I wanted to hear

Just as the game was about to begin
From down the street I heard such a din
I sprang to my window to take a quick peek
And saw the Budweiser Clydesdales coming down the street

They clomped along til my house and stopped
Then the carriage door flew open and out they popped
One after the other the carriage they did descend
The Budweiser girls all beautiful, numbering ten

They started to strut to my front door
They piled in my house and said there was more
Once in the house the group parted and what did I see
A beautiful midget Budweiser girl riding spuds McKenzie

The midget said Bubbles was her name
That seemed odd, but she was beautiful just the same
There was Tiffany, Trixy, Amber, Ginger and Candy
Monique, Roxy, Kitty, Raven and Mandy

Just then I realize in front of me
Stood 10 naked Bud girls by my TV
Bubbles came forward saying the contest I won
The bud girls were here to give me some fun

Now something in my pants started to grow
It was getting bigger and bigger I’ll have you know
The girls ripped off my clothes and each had a go
The ten beautiful Bud girls and bubbles, all in a row

This much action took such a toll
up in my head my eyes started to roll
I fell back in my chair then I heard them say
Keep drinking that Bud and they would be back some day

When I came to, the Super Bowl was over
My pants were down and licking my member was my dog rover
The contest, the girls, was it a dream?
But it was real to me it seemed

I keep drinking Bud,
Saving the caps to send in
For the next contest,
hoping to win

Next time I’ll be ready to prove if it happens
A put up bunch of cameras to capture the action
Real or not I hope once again to see
Bubbles, the girls and Spuds McKenzie