The day of the Super Bowl was finally here. I grabbed my chips, I grab some beer. I said in my chair to watch the TV. I thought what a great day this is going to be. As I sat eating my chips and drinking a beer, the Man on TV said a contest was near. I had been sending in beer bottle caps for over a year The name of the winner I wanted to hear Just as the game was about to begin From down the street I heard such a din I sprang to my window to take a quick peek And saw the Budweiser Clydesdales coming down the street They clomped along til my house and stopped Then the carriage door flew open and out they popped One after the other the carriage they did descend The Budweiser girls all beautiful, numbering ten They started to strut to my front door They piled in my house and said there was more Once in the house the group parted and what did I see A beautiful midget Budweiser girl riding spuds McKenzie The midget said Bubbles was her name That seemed odd, but she was beautiful just the same There was Tiffany, Trixy, Amber, Ginger and Candy Monique, Roxy, Kitty, Raven and Mandy Just then I realize in front of me Stood 10 naked Bud girls by my TV Bubbles came forward saying the contest I won The bud girls were here to give me some fun Now something in my pants started to grow It was getting bigger and bigger I’ll have you know The girls ripped off my clothes and each had a go The ten beautiful Bud girls and bubbles, all in a row This much action took such a toll up in my head my eyes started to roll I fell back in my chair then I heard them say Keep drinking that Bud and they would be back some day When I came to, the Super Bowl was over My pants were down and licking my member was my dog rover The contest, the girls, was it a dream? But it was real to me it seemed I keep drinking Bud, Saving the caps to send in For the next contest, hoping to win Next time I’ll be ready to prove if it happens A put up bunch of cameras to capture the action Real or not I hope once again to see Bubbles, the girls and Spuds McKenzie