It was the night before Thanksgiving
as I sat in my chair
sipping a beer
and not having a care
The TV was on
The news woman said
They found a guy tied up
in his house, he was dead
A few beers later
The room started to twirl
My head was all fuzzy
I was ready to hurl
I opened my eyes
And what did I see
A turkey in lingerie
Looking at me
The turkey it seems
Was dressed in her best
Her long firm thighs
And her perky young breasts
Hey there big boy
The shy turkey said
If you undress
I’ll take you to bed
Now quick as a flash
I jumped from my chair
Throwing off my clothes
Up into the air
We got to the bedroom
Quiet as a mime
I lay there ready
For a really good time
The turkey came in
Licking her lips
Her bra came off
And she said this
Now regular sex is nice
As you’ve had before
But if I can tie you up
It will be sex you’ll adore
Using a rope
my hands and feet she had tied
I couldn’t move
Even if I tried
She left the room
For some reason or another
When she returned
she had some butter
This butter I’ll rub
All over, every where
Now be a good boy
And put your butt in the air
Now the butter was slippery
Where ever she passed
But she really pressed hard
When she got to my ass
I was getting nervous
When she said
Happy thanksgiving
My Dear Fred
This is payback
For the turkey days past
You have stuffed and eaten turkeys
And this will be your last
My aunt, my uncle
and my brother
My cousin, my sister
and my mother
They were cooked
and stuffed by your hand
Now it’s your turn
My little man
She pulled out a dildo
As big as my arm
It became clear
She meant me some harm
She went to work on my rectum
The pain made me shout
The pain was so much
That I passed out.
They found me the next day
Tied up and dead
With a few turkey feathers
Under my head
Now let this tale be
A warning and lesson to take
Happy Thanksgiving
And instead of turkey
It’s pasta you should make