Month: November 2021

It was the night before Thanksgiving

as I sat in my chair 

sipping a beer 

and not having a care

The TV was on

The news woman said

They found a guy tied up 

in his house, he was dead

A few beers later

The room started to twirl

My head was all fuzzy

I was ready to hurl

I opened my eyes

And what did I see

A turkey in lingerie

Looking at me

The turkey it seems

Was dressed in her best

Her long firm thighs

And her perky young breasts

Hey there big boy

The shy turkey said

If you undress

I’ll take you to bed

Now quick as a flash

I jumped from my chair

Throwing off my clothes

Up into the air

We got to the bedroom

Quiet as a mime

I lay there ready

For a really good time

The turkey came in

Licking her lips

Her bra came off

And she said this

Now regular sex is nice

As you’ve had before

But if I can tie you up

It will be sex you’ll adore

Using a rope 

my hands and feet she had tied

I couldn’t move

Even if I tried

She left the room

For some reason or another

When she returned 

she had some butter

This butter I’ll rub

All over, every where

Now be a good boy

And put your butt in the air

Now the butter was slippery

Where ever she passed

But she really pressed hard

When she got to my ass

I was getting nervous

When she said

Happy thanksgiving 

My Dear Fred

This is payback

For the turkey days past

You have stuffed and eaten turkeys

And this will be your last

My aunt, my uncle 

and my brother

My cousin, my sister 

and my mother

They were cooked

and stuffed by your hand

Now it’s your turn

My little man

She pulled out a dildo

As big as my arm

It became clear

She meant me some harm

She went to work on my rectum

The pain made me shout

The pain was so much 

That I passed out.

They found me the next day

Tied up and dead

With a few turkey feathers

Under my head

Now let this tale be

A warning and lesson to take

Happy Thanksgiving

And instead of turkey 

It’s pasta you should make